Madison Chase

“It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.”
― Bill Watterson

“I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere