Madison Chase

“On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

“I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“It's a funny world, Hobbes."
"True."
"But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour."
"The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes