Cheyenne

“Oh, my warrior queen,” Astaroth said softly. “Has anyone ever worshipped you the way you deserve?”
― Sarah Hawley

“Underneath what? The latest supermodel? Let Google tell it. He’s got a deli number-counter at the foot of his bed.”
― K.M. Jackson, How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days

“They’re service dogs,” Norah said, without missing a beat. “So they have to stay with us.”

Patel looked at the mutts dubiously. “These are service dogs?”

“Yes,” Norah said serenely.

One of the things that Alicia had always admired about Norah was the fact that she was a committed liar. Not to be confused with a good liar; Norah’s gift was the ability to come up with a lie on the spur of the moment and remain committed to it against all logic and reason.

“For…?”

The pause was negligible. “Irritable bowel syndrome.”

The detectives exchanged a look. Hando, still stroking the dog’s chin, snorted. “You have service dogs for IBS?”

“Of course.”
― Sally Hepworth, Darling Girls

“Neither Deluge Nor Ice Storm Nor The Black Silence Of The Netherhells Shall Stay These Messengers About Their Sacred Business. Do Not Ask Us About Sabre-Tooth Tigers, Tar Pits, Big Green Things With Teeth Or The Goddess Czol.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal