Brendan

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin