Katie

“So I’m standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Sometimes,
all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope
to fall asleep
before
you fall apart.”
― William C. Hannan

“I closely resembled a man who had just suffered a roundhouse kick to the bojangles by a drunken woman who somersaulted out of a bathroom. I became equal parts shocked and horrified. I”
― Karen McCool, Chronicles of a Boob, Vol. 1: Humorous tales of breast cancer, anxiety & gross exaggeration.

“Any man can kill, Finnikin. It is a stroke, an action with one’s hand. But not every man knows how to lead.”
― Melina Marchetta, Finnikin of the Rock