Katie

“My whole life I’ve harbored a resentment toward those who could ride no-handed. To this day, I can’t even sit on an exercise bike without clinging to the handlebars with a serious G.I.-Joe- kung-fu grip. Every time I see someone on the road, all smug and well-balanced, using their cell phone and gesturing while they talk and ride, I secretly want to bash them with my car door. It’s”
― Jen Lancaster, I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

“So I’m standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Denial is for losers. Face your crap and move on. Otherwise you’ll get old and depressed and turn into a scary pod person whose most pressing issue in life is when they get to trade in the can of Dr Pepper for the can of Bud.”
― Estelle Laure, This Raging Light

“In Valisa, she had said to him once, her expression wistful, the way it always had been whenever she spoke of her parents’ homeland, when you wished to propose to the one you love, you’d take them somewhere with a lovely view, some place that has meaning. You’d hold their hands in yours and look upon their face, and you would tell them, “The stars guide me home to your heart.”
― Thea Guanzon, The Hurricane Wars