Garrett Hoffmeyer

“Aliens struck me as being rather goth. Luckily, in the daylight, there could be no more effective goth repellent than our home’s hideous furnishings. We had 1970s green and yellow linoleum floors. Neon orange and brown, scratchy, wool plaid furniture. And on the living room wall, a huge, earnest painting of two raccoons someone had made while serving a prison sentence.”
― Alissa Nutting, Unclean Jobs for Women and Girls: Breathtakingly Surreal Feminist Short Stories – Dark Comedy