Austin Nort

“Patrick Swayze is a real babe, she thought stretching sleepily. He can come haunt me anytime.”
― R.L. Stine, The Secret Bedroom

“Look, Jake, how many times have you been walking around the mall or whatever, and you'll see a girl who seems good-looking from far off, but when you get closer it turns out she's a skank? I mean, if you could see this well all the time ---”
― K.A. Applegate, The Visitor

“I just - just didn’t want to bore you with my problems”. “You won’t bore me” said Sandy. “What is bothering you, tell Uncle Sandy.”
― R.L. Stine, Lights Out

“This is a contract. I’ll give you my heart in exchange. Show me your dreams”
― Tatsuki Fujimoto, Chainsaw Man, Vol. 1: Dog and Chainsaw