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“I think anyone who builds a house without a pole sliding into a secret room is just plain crazy.”
― Obert Skye, Leven Thumps- The Complete Series

“There are times in a person's life when he or she must make a choice to believe. I choose to believe the sun will rise tomorrow. I also choose to believe that if you go to bed hungry you will wake up ready to eat. I've met a group of men in a faraway country who choose to believe that if you stand on a tree stump for an hour you will gain sympathy for trees. I am already quite sympathetic to trees, so I choose to think they are bonkers.”
― Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Wrath of Ezra

“Listen,' Clover said. 'Don't worry about not being able to come back, I've lived both places, and trust me, you won't be getting the short end of the stick if you end up in Foo. I mean, candy alone...”
― Obert Skye

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams