Featherheart

“The thought had crossed his mind, only very fast and looking nervously from side to side in case it got knocked over.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.”
― Eddie Izzard

“His words drifted across Death's scythe and split tidily into two ribbons of consonants and vowels.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

“Black Oroogu, the language with no nouns and only one adjective, which is obscene.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic