Keith A

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
― George Carlin

“You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.”
― Mark Twain, Letters From The Earth: Uncensored Writings By Mark Twain

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus