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“Whiffy, Getting A regular patron approached the desk. WOMAN: Excuse me, what is “whiffy”? ME: Pardon? WOMAN: Whiffy. On your front door it says “Free Whiffy.” ME: Oh! WiFi. It’s wireless Internet. So you can connect your device to the Internet. WOMAN: So how can I get it? ME: Well, do you have a tablet or smartphone or . . . ? WOMAN: No. Do I need something? ME: Yes. WOMAN: Oh, ha! Never mind!”
― Gina Sheridan, I Work at a Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks