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‘Freyr and call him your darling dear’ are we joking rn

A shortened version of the Grimnismal, a big poem with everyone and everything in, where Grimnir recounting it is actually Odin tricking king Geirrod, a tyrant king, into killing himself and passing the crown to his son Ahmad named after the brother he tried to kill. Headache worthy. And Freyr’s obsession with giantess Gerd, the embodiment of winter fields melting in spring

So interesting and very heavy and slow to read. Mjollnir was crafted by dwarf brothers Brokk and Eitri who were tricked by Loki. Idun and her apples are what keep the gods young but there is only one myth about her.

Bro has the best one liners

This legit feels like an acotar fanfic

What is your name?
‘Rig,’ Said Heimdall
This is hilarious

I’m crying every time this man opens his mouth I’m hysterical—how can someone be so funny

“I’ll also be wanting the sun and the moon, Freya, the sun and the moon that is my price”

“Every idea has its own merits” BRUH

Behave ‘Asgard will be the secure rock, secure against the frost even if they barge through’