Status Updates From A Field Guide for Heartbrea...

Why don't these teens swear, or can't say words as basic as "dick" or "diarrhea." Why do these teens randomly growl and comment on their moms' butts. Why is the MC's name Dessy Gherkin.

All of these college kids are spewing out facts like entry into postsecondary automatically makes you a genius. Sorry to say that college is not like this at all. Also Waller's comments seem more pretentious and Brenda's more casual, not the other way around. Oh, Dessy, this is going to be a long book isn't it?

So far in the book, I think Dessy is telling the story. Well in my opinion, I don't think Dessy is the best person to tell this story because her side of telling her life isn't that interesting I guess. When she tells the story, Veronica's side is so much foolish and has more suspense. This is why Dessy isn't the BEST person to tell this story.