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I found this story to be quite interesting in its commentary.

My only issue with classic stories like these is that it’s always some kinda crusty man who ends up with some beautiful woman of his dreams, and very rarely in a good way.

I do hope that was purposeful in this story to serve as commentary. But I don’t know.

“eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die,” i said to frank and his tiny cannibals.