Status Updates From The Travels Of Marco Polo

basically, in some places if a cow dies of natural causes it’s free game to eat, if a person dies of natural causes they are NOT free game to eat…

“now what should i tell you” marco, if i could call you that, im sure this book would’ve been at least 10 pages shorter for every time he says this or something along those lines 🥀

寶貝，我們在中國！

WE’RE IN CHINA BABY 🧧🥡🥢🥠🥮

one thing they don’t tell you about marco polo is that he’s a FREAK so much talk about women and their sexual lives 😭

oh the hierarchy 🫩

i went the audiobook route because uh oh i have like two weeks and no time to read this 😻😻

anyways xanadu and robucks mention‼️

one thing they don’t tell you in the game of marco polo is that he was judgemental

the way they described khubilai khan you would think he was chill but then i remember he very much wasn’t chill