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Fiona Davis
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Shrek: “I’d like to keep her as my prisoner. I need help with household chores.”
Some other guy: “Alright, the human woman will live as your slave.”
Shrek: “Slave? I don’t like the sound of that.”
Bitch, what do you think slavery means?? Are you planning on paying her??
— Dec 14, 2025 10:16PM
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Some other guy: “Alright, the human woman will live as your slave.”
Shrek: “Slave? I don’t like the sound of that.”
Bitch, what do you think slavery means?? Are you planning on paying her??
Fiona Davis
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“Luckily almost everyone who’s disappeared in this swamp is a homeless junkie no one cares about.”
I’m sorry, I’m supposed think this dude is hot? Call me crazy, but I don’t find eating homeless people hot??
Patrick Bateman ass shit.
— Dec 14, 2025 10:08PM
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I’m sorry, I’m supposed think this dude is hot? Call me crazy, but I don’t find eating homeless people hot??
Patrick Bateman ass shit.
