Status Updates From The Nourisher (Border World...

uh, ok.
La puntuación deja mucho que desear.
Hay muchas frases a mitad de oración totalmente fuera de contexto. Puede ser que sea más natural en Australia y que tengan significado allí, aquí simplemente lo interpreto como que se les olvidó corregir o que lo hicieron del asco.

OMG. The Aurorans have kidnapped and hurt Vernon -my new Giant Space Alien Spider Book Boyfriend- and I swear they better not kill him or I'm engaging in intergalactic warfare hardcore enough to give George Lucas wet dreams. #denied #dontyoudare #giantspacealienspidersneedlovetoo

Awww .. 😍
Well, I’m very fond of spiders now .. 😉💜😘

Yes, lover. That's what he was, a beautiful, magnificent, unselfish lover, one who would never cheat on me. That much I knew and with every fibre of my being, too.

... like a baby inside his mother's womb.

Not sure if that's an appropriate comparison for this moment.....

Our faces touched, and I could only described that sensation, that action as kissing.

Oh dear lord, a giant spider and human kissing. I'm feeling so emotional right now *fans myself* this is so romantic.

"I will teach you the pure physical pleasure you can get when we will join in body only."

*Maniacal cackle*

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. SPIDER SEX IS GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT ABOUT NOW OMG. IM GOING TO HAVE A SEIZURE I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED IN 10 YEARS O H MY GOD.

"It wouldn't have mattered one iota what form he was in, Prixian or human, I'd let him have me in a heartbeat, right here and right now."

Maybe I wasn't wrong about the spider sex after all...

After having abandoned this for a while, I had forgotten how happy it made me to read this.... *huge beam*

Awwww, Vernon calls Drake 'my love' now. *cue more awww'ing*

On another note.. How could I have forgotten this baby? *sigh* My poor neglected book.

Nina darling,

*whispers* spider sex *whispers*

...Vernon blushed, he batted his many eyelids and came down to press his head onto mine.

Aw how adorabs, a gigantic spider batting his eyelashes. I'm getting a bit bored though, the plot is dragging without enough spider sex to sustain me.

I want to touch you in a way only an incubator and a nourished can be touched by each other *smothers laugh* Vernon you're such a cutie. A strange one, but a cutie nonetheless.

"I will take you, Drake. Take you like only a Priaxian truly can. " YES! I'm finally here... sooo spider sex anyone?

Half buddy read with our dear arachnophobic friend Nina. *sigh* can we skip to the spider sex already.

Plot had more holes than fishnet stockings.

I'm an important lawyer. I'm the mastermind behind an intergalactic treat that defines Border Worlds. But when in a dire situation, my supposedly vast vocabulary is comprised of screaming "fuuuuuucking heeeeeell"

oh.eme.gee. Bad. Not bad in "deliciously bad".

A for effort but I'm sorry I just cannot

Wy couldn't the alien be something less gross and terrifying....like a bear. A panda bear.

But maybe that just me being racist....

Excuse me but if I had just been picked up by a GIGANTIC FUCKING SPIDER I would be having a FUCKING PANIC ATTACK inside of his ALIEN FUCKING WOMB OF TORTURE

Yeah dude you're pretty fucked....

Omg, what a wonderfully insane adventure; I loved every page. :)