Status Updates From The Silent Twins

Reading this while drinking a Coke Zero. Not the same as Pepsi-Cola and Preston likely would’ve hated the concept of diet soda I still think it’s amusing
This story has taken over my life. My love (and prior ignorance to the context of the story) for the Pepsi-Cola Addict was overwhelming and now my fascination of the Silent Twins makes me all the more confused by The Pepsi-Cola Addict’s anomalous existence