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Lilly Guirguis
is 97% done
Pros: I am proud 🥹 of Jane and Simon for telling their aunts and friends that they’re in love. The cons: I…. The scheming of the feuds to “solidify their feelings…..” isn’t that kind of manipulative??? Maybe?? It somehow works in fiction but in real life, this is sad
— Apr 24, 2026 07:39PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 90% done
More kissing and talking, and I love this line!! “He could only hope, and perhaps even pray, that the excursion onto
Dewbury lands would be of short duration, and that the first group would
return to the castle first, so he might rejoin his friends as soon as possible.
And if not his friends, then just Jane.
Just Jane would be more than enough.”
— Apr 24, 2026 07:31PM
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Dewbury lands would be of short duration, and that the first group would
return to the castle first, so he might rejoin his friends as soon as possible.
And if not his friends, then just Jane.
Just Jane would be more than enough.”
Lilly Guirguis
is 63% done
Simon and Jane had consensual, if not a tad awkward 😂 kissing moments and then Jane ran out and said OH MY DAYS. lol 😂
— Apr 24, 2026 07:21PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 58% done
Oh dang, Simon is down bad for Jane and Jane doesn’t know but she laughs at his comments and he likes her appearance AND her bubbly personality! 🥹 awww, Simon, buddy, I wanna hug you.
— Apr 24, 2026 07:15PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 53% done
lol oh gosh, poor Beatrice almost overshared!! I don’t hate aunt Anne Marie but she can be really pushy!! 😥 like, leave Beatrice alone!!
— Apr 24, 2026 07:07PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 48% done
lol insufferably boring is a line I must use more often.
— Apr 24, 2026 07:04PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 43% done
Oh dang, now I’m picturing a hot guy with stubble as Simon.
— Apr 24, 2026 05:31PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 39% done
Okay, but dancing sounds delightful!!
— Apr 24, 2026 04:53PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 34% done
lol I love aunt Louise asking the tough questions and Simon is like, Aunt, stop embarrassing me! 😂
— Apr 24, 2026 04:31PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 31% done
lol Beatrice and Jane talking about clothing!!
— Apr 24, 2026 03:55PM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 27% done
Oh I feel for Simon. Maybe he lost his wonder for new relationship?? (Except for maybe Jane and his friendship with George Ellis).
— Apr 24, 2026 11:43AM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 25% done
Jane and Simon are trying to help each other match their friends! Like… the Rom com with Glen Powell and I think Lucy liu…
— Apr 24, 2026 11:16AM
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Lilly Guirguis
is 20% done
I’m loving George and Simon’s friendship. And Jane’s conversations with her aunt
— Apr 24, 2026 10:55AM
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