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Mallory
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Not the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman just unabashedly hating on the Woggle-Bug. Everyone freaking hates this dude and I don’t blame them. XD
Technically none of them can cannibalize each other, because none of them are the same species.
WHAT? What do you MEAN the previous King Pastoria lost the Emerald City to the Wizard?? I thought the Wizard BUILT the city? That makes no sense!! Baum needs to stop retconning!
— Feb 26, 2026 12:43AM
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Technically none of them can cannibalize each other, because none of them are the same species.
WHAT? What do you MEAN the previous King Pastoria lost the Emerald City to the Wizard?? I thought the Wizard BUILT the city? That makes no sense!! Baum needs to stop retconning!
Mallory
is on page 181 of 287
“Doing housework and minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the Emerald City.” “If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women manage it so easily?” “I really do not know. Perhaps the women are made of cast-iron.” ICONIC exchange.
For someone so educated, the Woggle-Bug can’t seem to tell that the Scarecrow is gay as hell and already married to the Tin Woodman. Idiot.
— Feb 26, 2026 12:25AM
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For someone so educated, the Woggle-Bug can’t seem to tell that the Scarecrow is gay as hell and already married to the Tin Woodman. Idiot.
Mallory
is on page 169 of 287
“We are extremely kind-hearted,” said the Tin Woodman, TWIRLING HIS AXE MENACINGLY. Baum is unhinged in the best way. I too encourage threatening violence against pretentious snobs.
Yay, the queen of the field mice returns! For all the favors she grants them, they’re gonna have to do something else for her soon.
Is… is the plan literally to just scare the invaders because girls must be afraid of mice? -_-
— Feb 24, 2026 05:53PM
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Yay, the queen of the field mice returns! For all the favors she grants them, they’re gonna have to do something else for her soon.
Is… is the plan literally to just scare the invaders because girls must be afraid of mice? -_-
Mallory
is on page 159 of 287
I don’t know why, but the Woggle-Bug is just so vastly uninteresting to me. I don’t think we needed another companion.
WHY DO WE KEEP ABUSING THE SAW-HORSE? He hasn’t done anything! Tip being like “we’d leave him behind if we could.” WHAT A DEADBEAT FATHER YOU ARE. He’s like Denethor with the eldest son favoritism going on.
The amputation/grafting, though just wood and painless, is horrifying to me.
— Feb 24, 2026 05:24PM
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WHY DO WE KEEP ABUSING THE SAW-HORSE? He hasn’t done anything! Tip being like “we’d leave him behind if we could.” WHAT A DEADBEAT FATHER YOU ARE. He’s like Denethor with the eldest son favoritism going on.
The amputation/grafting, though just wood and painless, is horrifying to me.
Mallory
is on page 147 of 287
How could Mombi have figured out that Tip befriended the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman? The ladies wouldn’t know Tip was significant to Mombi. Has she been magically spying on him this whole time??
Oh no, is the Woggle-Bug going to be the next Cowardly Lion? I don’t know why the flesh and blood characters are always the least interesting and likable, but somehow they are. Also, don’t we have enough people yet?
— Feb 24, 2026 01:50AM
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Oh no, is the Woggle-Bug going to be the next Cowardly Lion? I don’t know why the flesh and blood characters are always the least interesting and likable, but somehow they are. Also, don’t we have enough people yet?
Mallory
is on page 135 of 287
THE TIN WOODMAN CAUGHT THE SCARECROW IN A CLOSE AND LOVING EMBRACE. HE HAS A PORTRAIT OF HIM THAT IS THE MOST PROMINENT AND CAREFULLY EXECUTED. But sure, they’re “just friends.”
The Tin Woodman really looked Jack up and down and went “third?” And I support this.
Oh dear, Nick is gonna start chopping heads, as he’s want to do. The ladies of Oz better look out.
Aw, Jack complimenting the Saw-Horse. :)
— Feb 24, 2026 01:26AM
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The Tin Woodman really looked Jack up and down and went “third?” And I support this.
Oh dear, Nick is gonna start chopping heads, as he’s want to do. The ladies of Oz better look out.
Aw, Jack complimenting the Saw-Horse. :)
Mallory
is on page 121 of 287
NICK CHOPPER?!? SINCE WHEN DOES THE TIN WOODMAN HAVE A NAME??? Scarecrow just dropped that like it wasn’t a MAJOR REVEAL?! TF
The Winged Monkeys are slaves of Glinda’s? I thought she used the three wishes to send everyone where they wanted to go and then she set the monkeys free by giving them their cap back?????
Wow, if only Dorothy ever cared for the Scarecrow as much as Tip cares for Jack Pumpkinhead.
— Feb 23, 2026 12:14AM
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The Winged Monkeys are slaves of Glinda’s? I thought she used the three wishes to send everyone where they wanted to go and then she set the monkeys free by giving them their cap back?????
Wow, if only Dorothy ever cared for the Scarecrow as much as Tip cares for Jack Pumpkinhead.
Mallory
is on page 109 of 287
“Please excuse me while I pause and reflect.”
“Then you would not be fit to associate with.”
“For, from the ease with which he was conquered, I have little confidence in his powers.”
As always the Scarecrow is a hoot and a half. You could fill a whole quotes pages with just his lines.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JACK WILL DIE IN A COUPLE DAYS? THAT BETTER NOT BE TRUE.
NO DON’T SHAVE YOUR WHISKERS, ARMY MAN.
— Feb 22, 2026 11:57PM
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“Then you would not be fit to associate with.”
“For, from the ease with which he was conquered, I have little confidence in his powers.”
As always the Scarecrow is a hoot and a half. You could fill a whole quotes pages with just his lines.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JACK WILL DIE IN A COUPLE DAYS? THAT BETTER NOT BE TRUE.
NO DON’T SHAVE YOUR WHISKERS, ARMY MAN.
