Status Updates From The Marbled Swarm

fucked up book is fucked up and somehow getting more fucked up which i didn’t realize was possible at this point

hey do you guys ever look at my gr updates and go “…..wtf is wrong with her” bc i am for sure doing that as we speak like why am i so compelled by this freaky awful book

it’s giving bing an ben iykyk

once again reading bizarre fucked up bullshit bc tumblr told me to 🙄

i cannot describe this as anything other than, now bear with me here, whimsically perverted

no i won’t elaborate don’t worry about it

wtf goin on!!!

Read the following selection, keeping in mind the author was in his late 50s:

"Hundreds of utopian self-portraits were crammed into his hard drive, where, using Paint or Adobe Photoshop, he'd pried frames from the fatal scenes in some cartoon or childish film, then spent hours replacing the Road Runner's Wolf or the freeze-dried Hans Solo with a pancake of himself."

Creased the fucking cover in my backpack

One of the most amusing things I've ever read in a book:

"In the guise of restive gayness, my fingertips were drafted in as spies, distinguishing the tight jeans's CGI from the more honest ass secreted in their shadow, bypassing the 'ass' that owed its charm to being squished and repositioned to find the one that didn't deserve to be held hostage and strangled."

Read a bit of this at work, already think its really funny.

“Several Kir Royales later, the woozy gentleman confided that the chateau's prior inhabitant had offered him a tour in return for oral sex when he was younger, a tit for tat he'd only agreed to since he was reading and enjoying a novel by Jean Genet at the time”.

+ robbe-grillet mentioned