Status Updates From Following Fake Man

"When Madeleine left, i stared at the turtles for a while. I thought how they were a lot like me. If something scared them, they pulled their heads into their shells and stayed very still. That was me, alright."

"Well, there's folks who's just like that, i guess— who can't look their feelings square in the face, who for sure won't talk about them till they're made to."