Status Updates From Spy x Family: Family Portra...

"Of course, Lily and Rose had no idea who the Forgers really were.
The waitresses could never have guessed that the family that seemed to
be the very picture of domestic bliss was really just a group of strangers
putting on a show for the world."

STOP. STOP RIGHT NOW. JAIL TIME.

"I remember the husband put that little girl on
his shoulders so she could see the giraffe. She got so excited and tried to
copy all the giraffe's movements. She was wobbling all over the place, and
the dad was like, "Hold still, that's dangerous!" But he was still kind of
laughing about it, and he squeezed her tight so there was no way she could
fall. The mom was watching them and smiling.

DON'T EVEN PLAY W/ ME RN.

"Superhot dad with a pretty wife and an adorable little girl."

- Lily (a random waitress)

SEE?! THIS IS HOW THE WORLD SEES YOU CUZ IT'S TRUE.

"And below that deep blue sky, the smile that spread across Loid's face
was not entirely fake."

SEE. I TOLD YOU.

"It was so nice to see those happy people and realize that's
how we looked in his eyes."
Loid returned the smile she gave him and said, "I thought so too."
He didn't really.

SURRRREEEEE, BUDDY. SURE.

That was just one of those things Loid said to maintain the all-important
harmony of his fake family.

STOP BEING IN DENIAL YOU DONUT.

No but Damian being worried Anya was faking being his friend to use him was so sad. MY SHAYLA. Like I lowkey don't blame him at all for thinking Anya's using him for Donny Dez (SINCE SHE TECHNICALLY IS). Imagine how many people have pretended to be his friends just because of his status. It sounds like he's so used to it & it broke my heart. Their shared terror in the cave was so cute tho & I'm counting it as a win.

Yuri and Anya's babysitting gig was SO CUTE. Yuri you totally tolerate your Chihuahua Girl don't even play with me right now. I love that he's slowly getting his character development. All that he needs to do now is marry Chloe!

FRANKY AND ALESSA IM SOBBING. WHY DID FRANKY HAVE TO DO THE NOBLE THING?!