Status Updates From Killed at the Whim of a Hat...

Jim Juree is a Thai woman reporter trying to solve crimes. She asks a policeman friend why his boss didn't seem please to see her and the friend replies, "You probably interrupted his Amway dealings...."

"He sells Amway?"

"Not a lot of income from bribes down here. He has to make his money in other dishonest ways."

"I ... speak English because I had an overseas bridging year between high school and university. I wanted to go to an English-speaking country but they were all full so they sent me to Australia. By the time I'd worked out what they were saying it was time to go home."