Status Updates From Paradise Lost: The Biblical...

My bby 💞 it’s giving I was not wrong about you being hurt. Are you okay?! Pls tell me if there is anything I can do from here. How do I know, besides the obvious? My fucking neck & shoulder have been killing me since I woke up last morning. (I’m so so fine, nothing a little Advil can’t fix. You’re my priority) left side. Am I close? 😭 like I said…kinda annoyed your mental gifts are way cooler

i’m cooked

“if a stem major ever tries to tell me that english is an easy major ever again i will throw this book at them” - Loren Savage 2026