Status Updates From Darkfever (Fever, #1)

oh my god and she’s into cars you guys, she’s *so* not like other girls

and in addition to the heinous prose, one of the most truly obnoxious and annoying FMCs I’ve had the displeasure of reading in a long time. “I had a twenty-four inch waist” okay yes we get it you are tiny and blonde and pink is your favorite color but you’re also soooo tough and brash and you call the MMC by his last name 🙄🙄🙄 send help

continuing to be forced to endure heinous prose for an interesting plot SIIIIGH

this is so comically poorly written, but i want to know what happens so i'm carrying on. let me treat you to a passage of the fmc walking into a bookstore:

"I love books, by the way, way more than movies.... my imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was *so* not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like."

christ almighty

I have hardly read anything yet but I understand Marianna… The writing style. I immediately laughed and I love it lol we love an urban fantasy