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Am I the only one bothered by all the fake British English and slang in this book? The author, who is from Tennessee, is trying a bit too hard to sound like a Londoner. Everyone is a "chap", and it is apparently important to identify one's brand of biscuits. Can I get an eye roll?

Ugh, I'm done. I just can't finish this book.

not the best vampire book I've ever read. too romancy for believability but the action is moving right along.