Status Updates From The Bad Beginning (A Series...

"unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. so unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit."

"...the orphans looked down, and saw that although count olaf was wearing shoes, he wasn’t wearing any socks. they could see ... that count olaf had an image of an eye tattooed on his ankle ... they wondered how many other eyes were in count olaf’s house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always feel as though count olaf were watching them even when he wasn’t nearby."