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The service
They had written their own vows. Tony said "With my arms, I will cradle you." Jess said "With my arms, I will encircle you." For what has to be a virtually sexless marriage, they really were laying it on a bit thick. Best man composed and performed an electric piano piece for their exit. Almost entirely atonal, it was quite upsetting and made three babies cry.
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They had written their own vows. Tony said "With my arms, I will cradle you." Jess said "With my arms, I will encircle you." For what has to be a virtually sexless marriage, they really were laying it on a bit thick. Best man composed and performed an electric piano piece for their exit. Almost entirely atonal, it was quite upsetting and made three babies cry.












