Status Updates From Promises, Promises

I just happen to speak fluent, grammatically correct, unaccented English that requires no lexical tricks or annoying made-up dialect to represent in written form.

It is curious how alcohol only reduced your instinct for self-preservation, not creativity.

Just goes to show that you can’t be too careful around sharp metaphors and phallic symbols.

I’m loving the feminist commentary on fantasy and fairytale stories. Also, I have made some very unladylike snorts throughout listening to this.
I keep being reminded of Monty Python, Terry Pratchett, and my favorite Dungeons and Dragons podcasts all at the same time. Thoroughly delighted by all this.