Status Updates From Drums of Autumn (Outlander,...

Sleeping under the moon&stars in the arms of a naked lover,the two of you cradled by furs&soft leaves,lulled by the gentle murmur of the chestnut trees&the far-off rumble of a waterfall,is terribly romantic.Sleeping under a crude lean-to,squashed into a soggy mass between a large,wet husband&an equally large equally wet nephew..while fending off the advances of an immense&thoroughly saturated dog,is slightly less so.