Status Updates From Abandon (Abandon, #1)

At least it's quick to plough through

HOLD. THE. PHONE. ... This conversation about Kayla's breasts is exactly the same as one in Lauren Kate's Fallen (2009). Like literally, the character says people call her a skank for having large breasts and that she wants a breast reduction so her knees don't bang them when she's riding a bike

Seriously, the quotes from Inferno actually have no relevance to what happens in these chapters. It's not deep or edgy, it's just trying too hard.

Why is does the main character spend so much time eluding to stories of her past like they're so deep but has no intention of explaining any of them. "I'm so deep and tortured, pick me!!!"

Are we really doing that thing where each chapter starts with an excerpt of classic literature and pretending it's so deep?