Status Updates From My Immortal

well that was a trip... i definitely think its a joke still though lmao, but old web misogyny does wonders ig (but reviews on this show people still think this is real 🤦‍♀️)

theory: this is still them lmao, with the supposed "flaming" going on the acc wouldve been compromised several chapters ago... yes ik the internet was smaller then but sh*t was less secured too, mf didnt even say what the password was (which was a thing people revealed back then, like on ED or kf even)

now that i think about it the characters in this and people with this unironic mindset back in the day were basically "goffik" slc punk... thats probably the reason why people think this is real anyways 😭 but for me it has obvious joke written all over it

is it me or did they amp up the typos 300%... 😳 now im really team satire lmao (before reading i just had a hunch, but now im certain)

also her wardrobe is ridiculously huge lmao, so much leather and lace and ripped up sh*t 😂

satire or not this makes me so nostalgic lol

Adding this back to my Current shelf instead of DNF because the ops found me at work to call me out on it, then asked where I lived. If you see this, please make a wellness check before they find me

(Lowkey worth it just to read about Dumbledore dying his beard black and rocking an Avril Lavigne branded cloak)

The Bark Lord Voldemint has so far been the hogh point of this experience.

And tbh "Vlodemort and da Death Deelers" would be a great band name

Unlike most of us, Ebony/Evony/Eboby/Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way is not bound by the usual constraints of English (too preppy for her, I guess). Read this and add the following to your vocab: sandly, triumelephantly, sexily, enrgtically lethrigcly (no clue what that one is)

This is a fever dream.