Status Updates From Darth Plagueis (Star Wars)

Imagine Plagueis showing up like a thief in the night sitting at the edge of your bed like the grim reaper and he says this:

“As the result of a lifetime of study, I have learned how to manipulate midi-chlorians, and I have instructed the limited number you possess to return to their source. In plain Basic, (redacted due to spoilers), I am killing you.”