Status Updates From Innocent Traitor

its actually getting really interesting now that shes crowned queen although i dont know if thats just because i know whats going to happen soon and im incredibly curious!

where is the tea and the beef! stop rabbling on about being a good protestant and disgusted by catholicism yuckkkkkkkkk im bored of talking about being a prim mature christian lady

Okay but why am I reading elegant prose and it's supposed to be from a 4yo perspective I feel like this child should not be conscious enough to articulate about fine silverware and household customs in their thoughts