Status Updates From Patata

Haven’t read this since I was 12 it’s holding
Up!!

We are making it we have got this

I think I am half way through this book I can get through this

Dear future Charlotte,

The boy we bought this book to try and connect with has crumbled ( the connecting bit not the actual boy)
Did we know this would happen? Definitely yes
Are we still going to read the book to try and salvage a friendship? Also yes I’m sorry I am a holder on-er i can’t let friendships go to save my life

Someone save me from this book
And from my crush both are causing me pain

Commandment seven : HUH?!?!?
Sometimes i regret reading this book
Maybe I shouldn’t listen when men recommend me things

A lesson at 6:40? I’d rather kill myself thanks

Julian is fucking freak

‘I think this is the first time I’ve ever taken instructions from a black person’

GUYSGUYS I KNOW THE TIME PERIOD THIS BOOK IS SET IN

But that’s a crazy sentence!!!!!!!!
Have I just bought a racist book someone be honest with me

Please make reverend bishop a cool homosexual man 🙏🙏 the likely hood me encountering a female character on this book is low at least give something

Is he … yanno …