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“Lig never formally resigned his editorship-he merely left his office late one morning, and has never returned since. Though well over a century has now passed, many members of the guide staff still retain the romantic notion that he has simply popped out for a sandwich.Lig’s desk is still preserved the way he left it, with the addition of a small sign that says ‘Lig Lury, Jr., Editor, Missing, Presumed fed.’