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Zala
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’That doesn’t make any difference, does it?’ she whispered.
Teppic stared at his feet.
‘Yes,’ he said. ‘I think it does, really.’ He looked up at her. ‘But you can be queen’
— Aug 19, 2026 02:46PM
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Teppic stared at his feet.
‘Yes,’ he said. ‘I think it does, really.’ He looked up at her. ‘But you can be queen’
Zala
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’Memory is the first thing that goes. The pyramids don’t seem to preserve it, strangely.’
— Aug 19, 2026 02:37PM
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Zala
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‘You’ve been here before, haven’t you?’ it said accusingly.
‘No.’
‘Then someone’s been talking, right?’
‘Who could have talked? Has anyone ever guessed the riddle?’ said Teppic.
‘No!’
‘Well, then. They couldn’t have talked, could they?’
— Aug 19, 2026 02:32PM
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‘No.’
‘Then someone’s been talking, right?’
‘Who could have talked? Has anyone ever guessed the riddle?’ said Teppic.
‘No!’
‘Well, then. They couldn’t have talked, could they?’
Zala
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”Across various dimensions it had provided the Sphinx with considerable entertainment and innumerable meals.
This was not known to Teppic as he led You Bastard through the swirling mists, but the bones he crunched underfoot gave him enough essential detail.”
gotta love you bastard
— Aug 19, 2026 02:30PM
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This was not known to Teppic as he led You Bastard through the swirling mists, but the bones he crunched underfoot gave him enough essential detail.”
gotta love you bastard
Zala
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”’the gods. . . well, you know, there’s a very real need in people to believe, don’t get me wrong here-‘
Koomi, even with his head buzzing with thoughts of perfidy, was quicker on the uptake than his colleagues.
‘Get him, lads!’ he shouted.
Four priests grabbed the luckless cutlery worshipper by his arms and legs and gave him a high-speed run […] into the mud-coloured waters of the Djel.”
— Aug 19, 2026 02:17PM
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Koomi, even with his head buzzing with thoughts of perfidy, was quicker on the uptake than his colleagues.
‘Get him, lads!’ he shouted.
Four priests grabbed the luckless cutlery worshipper by his arms and legs and gave him a high-speed run […] into the mud-coloured waters of the Djel.”
Zala
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”Drifting gently sideways wasnt IIa’s only problem. He was also flat. Not flat like a card, with a front, back and edge - but flat from any direction.”
— Aug 19, 2026 02:13PM
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Zala
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‘No. I would be failing in my duty to the king,’ said Dios.
‘For goodness sake, Dios, you know I am the king!’
‘No. I have a very clear picture of the king. You are not the king,’ said the priest.
— Aug 19, 2026 02:05PM
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‘For goodness sake, Dios, you know I am the king!’
‘No. I have a very clear picture of the king. You are not the king,’ said the priest.
Zala
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”The original builders, who were of course ancients and therefore wise, knew this very well and the whole point of a correctly-built pyramid was to achieve absolute null time in the central chamber so that a dying king, tucked up there, would indeed live forever - or at least, never actually die.”
— Aug 19, 2026 02:03PM
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Zala
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’I could not help noticing, Dios, excuse me if I am wrong, a certain flourish in the translation there.’
The priest looked surprised.
‘Indeed no, sire. I was most precise in relaying your decision, saving only to refine the detail in accordance with precedent and tradition.’
— Aug 17, 2026 05:05PM
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The priest looked surprised.
‘Indeed no, sire. I was most precise in relaying your decision, saving only to refine the detail in accordance with precedent and tradition.’