Status Updates From Ye Gods!

Nice end twist there. All too often the reader and/or the protagonist are kept way too much in the dark, confused and increasingly aggravated about no one ever telling them things. Here that's turned into an asset. Good job.

I have a hard time fathoming how a world such as this could have survived to present day in the first place.

It feels a bit surreal to see Zeus try be an actually good dad for a change. Even if it is for a gag. Pretty good gag, at that.

I'm enjoying the premise.