Status Updates From Confessioni di un oppiomane

"The Deranged Ramblings of an English Opium Eater," written in the voice of Season 1 Stewie Griffin ("damn you, vile woman, and your infernal treachery!") is such a chore! I've made it through the "Confessions" and am now on "Suspiria De Profundis," which he wrote 20 years later and literally seems to just be his verbose, rambling opium-induced hallucinations. I'm trying 😭