Status Updates From Did You Hear What Eddie Gei...

"In the matter of this kind, I must rely on the opinions of experts. I can't see how my opinion can be anything other than to find this defendant insane. I so find him and do hereby recommit him to the central state hospital in Waupun for an indeterminate term of commitment." -- Judge Robert H. Gollmar

"A creature out of folklore. Something about the human imagination, I guess. When a homicidal maniac like Gein comes around, the mind just can't grasp reality, so he gets turned into a legend." -- A Reporter

"Happened just about a year ago. Eddie showed up on the front porch, real neighbor -like, with some meat wrapped up in brown paper. Said he'd shot a deer and figured we might like venison. I thought it odd at the time, since I never known him for a hunter. Now I know what sort of meat that really was. Good thing we never et a bite of it or we'd 'a been cannibals, just like him." -- A Farmer