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Judas Coyne reference- I love it
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“Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from,” he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. “Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.”

Hi my names Merrin. My boyfriends name is Ignatius because when your parents name you Merrin you either have to find someone with a stupider name than you or live your whole life as the person in the couple with the weird name. And when I die he’ll date a girl named Glenna cause he’s trying to do that same thing only he didn’t try that hard. Is this anything? Idk.

“Hopefully, over the years of being best friends, Lee would learn the truth about music: that it was the third rail of life. You grabbed it to shock yourself out of the dull drag of hours, to feel something, to burn with all the emotions you didn’t get to experience in the ordinary run of school and TV and loading the dishwasher after dinner.”