Status Updates From Dante in Love: A Biography

The professor whose first lecture’s words are like scratching your eyeballs and eating sand but then 60 minutes into the 90 minute lecture after many run on sentences and a few missed jokes and many slides of incredible and surprisingly legendary information it’s like, fineeeeeeeeeee you are maybe just extremely annoying AND you really do know the stuff about whoever this person is

Bring on Firenze! ❤️