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“give him back to me and i will build your altar at the highest point of the city’s acropolis and around it build a temple in which you will be honored so long as attolia remains.”🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

better to trust in the moon’s promises than the word of the Thief of Eddie. he was famous in three countries for his lies.
😔✊🏼ugh

“i dream about her at night” 🙂‍↕️🙏🏼

“you said, ‘you could still do something.’ your exact words.”
“i meant talk your queen into surrendering, not destroy our navy in its own harbor!”
forever iconic

“your queen’s entire two word answer: ‘war then’”

this book gets real dark

WTF.