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Deborah Markus
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Sock-makers have their own patron saint.
That makes me strangely happy.
— Jan 17, 2015 10:46AM
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That makes me strangely happy.
Deborah Markus
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Saint Andrew. A fisherman called by Jesus to throw away that rod and reel (or whatever they used back then) and come be a fisher of men, instead.
So now -- and I'm not making this up -- he's prayed to by women who are trying to find husbands.
That just seems wrong. And kind of depressing. "Hey, Andrew -- could you throw a few fish my way?"
I haz a sad now.
— Jan 17, 2015 10:44AM
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So now -- and I'm not making this up -- he's prayed to by women who are trying to find husbands.
That just seems wrong. And kind of depressing. "Hey, Andrew -- could you throw a few fish my way?"
I haz a sad now.
Deborah Markus
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Saint Ambrose. Lawyer, governor, bishop. Pivotal in confirming that the official church stance would be Trinitarian (father-son-holy spirit all in one).
So of course he is the patron saint of...?
Bees. And beekeepers. And those who work with wax.
Because he was a sweet-talker. Srsly. He was persuasive when everybody was feeling fighty-stabby, so now he's the patron saint of bees.
Okay, then!
— Jan 17, 2015 10:38AM
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So of course he is the patron saint of...?
Bees. And beekeepers. And those who work with wax.
Because he was a sweet-talker. Srsly. He was persuasive when everybody was feeling fighty-stabby, so now he's the patron saint of bees.
Okay, then!
