Status Updates From Scarlett

Ugh. I can't take this sugary-sweet perfection anymore. Endless diatribes on Mavreen's perfection do NOT count as a plot. DNF. :/

I'm skimming hardcore because it's boring af. Mavreen is NOTHING like Scarlett too. >.> Sarah is a lot further than I am, and I'm seeing if she DNFs, but I might initiate it, because I can't even at the suckness. Sarah is txting me little updates here and there and we are both salty af. Lol

'By the time he arrived in the late afternoon, Mavreen had mastered the essentials. Sir John was much amused when Clarrie informed him that Mavreen had an instinct for cards.' ....OF COURSE SHE DOES. JFC. I bet she also has an aptitude for smuggling, sex, interior decoration, hunting, sculpture, juggling, bongos, antiques appraisal, & chinchilla breeding.

'Himself a pupil of Abbe Vogler in Strasbourg, he was very much impressed with Mavreen's musical ability. Although virtually untrained, she had a light touch upon the keys.' ....Of course she does. >____< Just like reading, politics, horseback riding, history, math, natural science, etiquette, & physical perfection. ENOUGH with her prodigy awesometude, already!

The mother-freaking Birdman. Such a creeper. D: D: D:

(I'm adding my updates from chapter 1 before starting on chapter 2) at least sir John isn't a bad father to Mavreen

Mavreen is such a Sue lolz bless her heart