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Wow i remember when i was 14 thinking this was the greatest thing I had ever read

what i will recall
or want to recall from this

is this book is just the third or so shit book in my shit books streak

and it better fucking be the last i swear to gods.

i can’t even rn

i’m clearly cursed rn in my book selections

the one nice thing i can think of rn

is the fact that i now will more likely be going back to skimming reviews before i actually get the books

i can’t with all these shit books in the wild like hidden land mines. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

so
i skimmed like half a line of this book
then skimmed some honest reviews

and now i’m going to dnf this shit here.

a new record for me surely.
quickest dnf ever.

am i doing this based on what i just mentioned
absolutely
and with no regrets.

did not realize this was a bully “romance”
cannot stand behind a fmc bully bitch
this entire premise is dumb and uninteresting to me

already

the first thing i see is the table of contents page

idk wtf seemingly the first lines of each chapter is shown like stupid fucking previews

and there’s less than ten chapters
with an epilogue

and over three hundred fucking pages

i already hate it.
jfc.

i just got through two absolutely shit books
the last one being a dnf six chapters in

both time travel regency books

i’d thought the latter would at least not be as bad as the former

i was so wrong.

so now i’m fuming and livid beyond reason.