Status Updates From Trucking Through Time

Damn it, boy, only one more section to go.

"Wilson will be punished and executed and we must attend. ... Do you want to rest a while and leave, or stay and enjoy festivities and food?"

This section includes the infamous wang severing scene, as well as the freshman term paper "who is the real savage" monologue. Harris's views of the natives are based entirely on 1950s Westerns and the noble savage trope.

"Dancing Leaf has been teaching me your talk for many years. No one else wants to learn. We can keep secrets and use the talk when we need for no one else to understand," She said as her face turned redder.

I already told my wife I'm going to read this again. I also told her that I could tell by her vibrations that she really wants me.

"It all adds up to be a bad day for the home team, and we just happen to be the visiting team that's trailing."

It's almost as bad as a Jason Witten idiom on Monday Night Football.

"You ready to drive a while, Dale? There's a truck stop coming up. You can get yourself together and I'll go in and check out the weather channel. Looks like we may be in for a little change. I'll park and check it out and meet you back here in a short, short. 10-4?"

"10-4, partner. Are we in bad weather now?"

Will you just look out the damn window, Dale? You can see we're not!