Status Updates From When a Moth Loved a Bee (De...

“He did what all beasts do when given access to their opposite” has to be the weirdest metaphor for fcking I’ve ever heard.

Of all the unnecessary information I’ve ever had to listen to this story give me, it has to be this thing with the wolf who left the pack and the alpha. What even…

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE for her to accept that THEY’RE NOT MORTAL omfg

Straight up, their reincarnation story makes no sense at all.

wtf I thought this bind was to prevent them from consummating…and they did it anyway…and the idiot forgot that she’ll be poisoning herself if she does this thing…and when she gets caught she’s suddenly bold enough to flaunt it in front of her friend? Nothing makes sense. Also she’s still an idiot “a mortal with powers” catch yourself on

I don’t like slow burn and this might have been the slowest.

“What do you mean you are Death” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!! Girl is an idiot. Shadow daddy wipes out half a herd of bison with black shadows and she goes “what do you mean you’re death” WHAT ELSE IS HE

How long did it take 😑 HOW LOOOOONG DID IT TAKE for girlie to stop being in denial

Doituwont

Kudos to the old lady, the one human who might actually realize girlie might have a little more to her than mortality 🙄 Girlie’s still in denial. However that’s possible. Girlie sprouted plants with period blood and hears voices from every element, and somehow she still thinks she’s mortal and fire-blessed.

Bro got cock-blocked by a river

I think I figured out why I’m mad. They all know shadow daddy is not normal. But they’re still convinced girlie is a mortal who’s super blessed by fire. GIRLIE’s A SUN AND LIFE GODDESS like how shadow daddy is moon and death. Also, girlie’s name means “Bee” and shadow daddy’s name means “Moth”.

YOU ALL (except for shadow daddy and animals) SUCK

The girl is a certified idiot

Oh tg the sussy shaman just wants to be her dad. But also still kindly f-off

Kindly, these humans need to eff off

“His voice booming with clout” WHAT 🤣🤣🤣 STAHP WHAT IS THISSS

I don’t get it…is shadow daddy dead or unconscious?

It’s so cliché

Oh they kissed

I’d never trust someone who’d only seen and participated in a dangerous spirit ceremony to lead me into the same ceremony 😑 he’s so whipped it’s not even funny

“This Fantasy is 100% romance. If you want a rich world, magic, intrigue, oodles and oodles of page time with the two characters together, all brimming with longing, forbiddenness, and butterfly-winging moments, then this is the book for you.” I should have paid attention to this on the summary. Immediate turn-off

When ya girl re-learns sex ed by jerking you off after you get hard watching wolves in action 😑

The story is slow bc every other sentence is girl being fragile and sensitive and boy is possessive and animalistic. If you told me this was middle school fanfiction I’d believe it.

Shaman man is whining haha