Status Updates From Harry's Bar: The Life and T...

She once sent a friend of hers, who had just married, a beautiful chandelier with her congratulations. The note she got back from him was not quite what she expected. “Thank you for the beautiful gift, but when I gave it to you, there were two.”

“People who have something they want to forget usually order a martini — maybe because it is strong and dry. I have never seen anyone drown his sorrows in champagne.”