Status Updates From The Emperor of Nihon-Ja (Ra...

okay so far we have:
-Halt (a man in his 50s I think) threatening to spank the royal princess (she's maybe like 17, 18?) in front of an entire company of people
- Alyss (courier, also 17 or 18) using dye to change her skin color to brown. she had already dyed her hair black, she didn't need to do all that 😭😭

what the fuck was John Flanagan on in this book????

horace being called kurokuma and not being sure if there's a joke there is very funny
stay oblivious, my air headed king

p.s. I miss tug and abelard :(